Best Headline of the Day

"House sales climb -- home prices now cheaper than a tank of gas." -- today on Fairway Supermarket electronic "zipper" sign above West Side Highway at 133d Street in Harlem, New York City. Smart-aleck Noo Yawkers? You better believe it. In between advertising its daily specials in gigantic letters, the zipper has some fun. During the scare about contaminants found in imported Chinese fish, the zipper blared: "USDA set to recall Beijing Olympics."